Monday, September 29, 2014

There should really be an option on Netflix of sending an angry message across the screen of the other person using your account.


I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.

(Source: smuchshypush)

siriusdanger replied to your post “I’ve made a huge mistake. I read The Maze Runner and I was like “Hey…”


I don’t think I want to be in this club. How do I return my membership.

I’ve made a huge mistake. I read The Maze Runner and I was like “Hey I’m not sure if I support Dylan O’Brien as Thomas” so the next logical step was of course to access his abilities as an actor. I figured I’d watch the first season of Teen Wolf, not get attached to any character, totally not cry at all and then make my decision about Dylan O’Brien as Thomas.

Now it’s been 5 days, I’ve spent all 5 of them crying, I’m almost done with season 3 and I swear to god if these characters aren’t allowed to be fucking happy soon I will start stabbing people. 

Sunday, September 28, 2014






Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

I was so done when it whispered…I would shit bricks if I heard that when I got up to get a drink in the middle of the night…

“Let the bodies hit the….FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!”

oh my god he’s so into it


Chris Pratt Hosts ‘Saturday Night Live’

(Source: iamnevertheone)


one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

Saturday, September 27, 2014
Just drinking some champagne with my new skeleton hand. No biggie.

Just drinking some champagne with my new skeleton hand. No biggie.

Friday, September 26, 2014 Wednesday, September 24, 2014

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Would you even want a solo Hawkeye film, or are you happy to have him in an ensemble?

(Source: daily-marvel)

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

So I was asking my mom about a company she used to work for back in the 80s and 90s which was a really really huge company. Like pulling in millions of dollars a week type of company. And I wanted to know why it went under because I mean companies don’t just go from making millions of dollars to making nothing. 

They went under because at the time the government was pushing big corporations to hire more women in higher positions so Ford sent a woman engineer and the guys at the company made her wait for 3 hours and then laughed at her so she decided “Well you’re losing your Ford contract”. 

This billion dollar company went under because all the guys were sexist dicks.

I’m not saying I’m happy about this but I’m certainly not sad.

Monday, September 22, 2014