I always knew champagne makes me talkative in real life but it also makes me talkative on the internet.
seriously though take this personality quiz and tell me what you get. it’s important.
I got otter. Also today I learned the collective noun for otters is “a prank of otters”.
whatever you do don’t imagine steve at peggy’s funeral
I’m pretty damn close to getting released to work and so I was like “Hey let’s see if anyone is hiring in the area”. Half of the jobs lied about not needing experience and the other half had descriptions that I’m pretty sure were written by someone on a coke binge.
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
You either love The Princess Bride or you haven’t seen it
My nails are so perfectly pink and it makes me happy.